he answers. "Hell0"
me: "Hey brother. dinner is at 5:10"
me: "you busy?"
greg: "yeah"
me: "so which one is this, the eight year old" (side note: he is dating someone who is 18)
greg: "uh huh"
long pause...
me: "well, i gotta go"
greg: "k." (but when he said "k" it was muffled like someone was sucking his face)
me: "are you making out with a girl with your sister on the phone?!?!"
greg: uncontrollable laughing, cummings's style
-disgusted, i hung up
TAKE A MOMENT, MAN, TO BREATHE
2 comments:
Oh dear! I just vomited a little bit in my mouth. Bad form Greg.
BAD FORM How many of you are dying with jealousy at this moment. And the girl thought I had quite good form actually.
-Player G-Daddy Mack in tosh
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